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leslieseuffert:

 Rikako Nagashima and acrylic craftsman Hideto Hyoudou collaborated on the project ‘Mizukagami’ (Water Mirror)

vinebox:

HOW DID THEY FIT A HORSE IN THERE

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plizm:

Porn for the Whole Family
Brian Steinhoff

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bestnatesmithever:

perzadook:

POST # 15,000

The secret to a good high five is to watch their elbow

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Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

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xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

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this-too-too-sullied-flesh:

the-goddamazon:

smidgetz:

kobetyrant:

pussylipgloss:

zlayaevreika:

paxamericana:

jesus fucking christ 

how did this even get on the market???who decided this was fashionable?smh

what the hell is wrong with people????

can someone fill me in on what this means? is this a symbol of an event that happened in America or

In 1970 Richard Nixon sent the Ohio National Guard to Kent State to break up a protest with force. They guards used deadly force resulting in 4 murders by hands of the National Guard, a paralyzing of one man, and wounding of others.

I just noticed the blood spatter. At first I was like “What’s wrong?” but then I saw. OMG Urban Outfitters is such GARBAGE how did they get away with this?

Who thought this was trendy or funny?

they tweeted a bullshit apology saying it was due to pigment dye and natural wear, too

mentalflossr:

15 Things You May Not Know About ‘Slaughterhouse-Five’

"So it goes," the book’s melancholic refrain, appears in the text 106 times.

pickaxes-and-test-tubes:

this-book-has-been-loved:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

In response to that last comment^^

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

Well, that explains…

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nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??” 

IT WOULD BE CUTE OK…. 

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dramatisecho:

fight club // films

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18,535 plays
The Beatles,
Rubber Soul

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