FOXY CLEVERPATRA

---> photography, stupid stuff, clever stuff, film and tv stuff, but mostly just stupid stuff. and text posts lol bye

---> I do have 2 other tumblrs, but I probably won't tell you what they are bc I trust no one

---> 22. INFP. Idk why you're still reading this here's a reminder to not be an asshole.

i need to find somebody willing to make one of those “if we’re not married by ___ years old, we’ll marry each other” pacts

i am a prime rib steak, people

these ovaries WILL produce spawn

ostentatiousxwanderlust:

blacksupervillain:

djibouti:

anyway I’m sleep now 😒😒😴😴

lmao wow, what a dummy

Same shit I said. At least someone clapped back at her

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"Women are the niggers of gender," the email said. "If you killed yourself, I wouldn’t even fuck the corpse."

I blinked at my phone, fighting simultaneous urges to hurl my phone across the room in anger and cry. Later that day, someone texted me my address — telling me they’d “See me when I least expected it.”

I haven’t been out to my car at night by myself since January 2nd.

My name is Brianna Wu. I lead a development studio that makes games. Sometimes, I write about issues in the games industry that relate to the equality of women. My reward is that I regularly have men threatening to rape and commit acts of violence against me.
batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

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princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

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You just don’t know writers. They’ll use anything, anybody. They’ll eat their young.
Dennis Potter (via writingquotes)

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

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yourtourhost:

relationship goals

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

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