This Is Not Fucking Harmless
I love Kickstarter. I think that’s clear to people who know me by now? I love it. There’s a dude named Brad Muir and he works at Double Fine and I love the games they make, so much. But before Kickstarter, every time a Double Fine game came out I was a little worried it would be their last, and I’d have to worry that if people didn’t buy it, who knows what would happen to that studio. Then they found KIckstarter and now they make games and people like me can front load the development cost for them and it is the absolute best arrangement for creative people who want a tool in the exhausting struggle of art + commerce. A friend of mine is taking a month off her job to write a children’s book because of this platform. It’s GREAT. I love it.
The outcome of this is that I spend a lot of time just browsing Kickstarter looking for something cool to either back or crow about online. I don’t really back much - I don’t have a ton of capitol to toss around, and I’m sure the fact that I have a lot of ideas and no money factors into my love of a platform that gives money to people with ideas - but I like to check it out. So tonight, I found THIS fucking thing.
This is a nightmare.
Watching the video, reading the description, it sounds fairly innocent but a little eye-roll inducing. It’s another book where some nerd, desperate to be liked by women (this is not an insult, we are ALL desperate to be liked by someone we want to have sex with) thinks he’s figured out some cheat code or check-list like routine they can run in a bar to make women sleep with them, as if women aren’t people but a series of subroutines or an obstacle course that they can optimize to get their dick wet as fast as possible. And he’s written that advice down! And he’s selling it! To you! You could learn his cheat codes. This is nothing new for the internet. In fact, a large swath of this book was published already on Reddit. What’s new is that he’s crowdfunding it.
And sure, you might think this is sad or dumb or that this guy is just another lonely dude talking to other lonely dudes who’ll head out into the night with their fedoras to failure, right? Not a big deal? Oops, turns out we’re wrong, because here are some excerpts from what he’s already put on Reddit -
”5) Get CLOSE to her, damn it!
To quote Rob Judge, “Personal space is for pussies.” I already told you that the most successful seducers are those who can’t keep their hands off of women. Well you’re not gonna be able to do that if you aren’t in close! ”
“All the greatest seducers in history could not keep their hands off of women. They aggressively escalated physically with every woman they were flirting with. They began touching them immediately, kept great body language and eye contact, and were shameless in their physicality. Even when a girl rejects your advances, she KNOWS that you desire her. That’s hot. It arouses her physically and psychologically.”
“Decide that you’re going to sit in a position where you can rub her leg and back. Physically pick her up and sit her on your lap. Don’t ask for permission. Be dominant. Force her to rebuff your advances.”
Pull out your cock and put her hand on it. Remember, she is letting you do this because you have established yourself as a LEADER. Don’t ask for permission, GRAB HER HAND, and put it right on your dick.”
SO. Now I am no longer rolling my eyes.
This guy is no longer just being weird and creepy on the internet. Now he’s writing a book about how to sexually assault women, and he is using something I believe in (Kickstarter) to ask YOU for money to do it. I am offended as someone who believes in the platform, and more importantly I am offended as someone who believes women shouldn’t be treated this way, and that people who say otherwise CERTAINLY should not profit off saying they should.
This isn’t harmless. People come to these boards because they are scared of being humiliated, and they are saying to the world, “Tell me what to do, because I don’t know what to do.” And this guy has chosen to tell them, “You should be a rapist.”
There’s largely nothing we can do about people saying this shit on a place like Reddit - Reddit’s a mess for another time - but let’s get it off of Kickstarter. The project is funded in 10 hours - and unfortunately a lot of those are sleeping hours - but PLEASE report it to Kickstarter, please tweet @Kickstarter asking them to take it down, and PLEASE do not let something cool be used for the UGLIEST thing imaginable.
The Kickstarter - Report Button is on the bottom of the page
Please Tweet at @Kickstarter
Can we talk about how Maxim has an article from 2003 on “curing a feminist” and “turning her into a real girl”????????
someone was paid to write this
In 1953 this might have been excused
this is sickening
Barty Crouch Jr. represents my anger, right now.
Is there something sexier than a man with a bike?
Men (and women) with bikes are hothothot. But at the same time, I totally respect these guys’ intellect first.
look at me trying to get out of objectifying them and shit
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
To be honest, I don’t really like Kristen as an actress, but this made me reconsider her as a person. And mostly reblogging because of the last paragraph.
Before hating on someone, before judging someone and before saying very cruel things about her, please take a moment to think how that would affect her. You say you hate bullying, but you basically turn yourself into a bully. Stop.
Everything in this.
There’s nothing more than annoys me when I say I like this woman and everyone around me goes like “Ew? Why? She’s not even that hot. She’s a bitch.”
SHE’S LOVELY. GO AWAY.
This. Except for Twilight and the fact that she’s a cheater, I like her. In fact, I was a sizeable fan of hers when she was a child actress in Speak. That went away with Twilight and her cheating scandal (I just don’t get cheaters AT ALL), but she seemed like she got a good head on her shoulders. She doesn’t pretend to be anyone else and I respect that.
Love this so much. Just the fact that yr bitchin about being ‘friend-zoned’ means yr on the make, so that’s probably what the subject of your desire was rejecting, not your so-called ‘niceness.’
I want this guy to be my friend.
The sexualization of women is only appealing if it’s nonconsensual. Otherwise it’s “sluttiness”.
Dear Virgilio Villoresi,
This video is beautiful and moving… It’s the highest compliment to know my song inspired something as deep as this.
Dear everyone else,
Watch this. Everything was filmed live action. Brilliant.
What kind of artwork is this even called?!