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Posts tagged "food"

Gamer’s wife knows how to step it up.

(via my-coup-de-foudre)

nessaelayne:

Because I only eat things that look like people.

Fruit equivalent of Chinese foot binding.

lifeselixirs:

 ”Don’t smoke tea. Drink cigarettes.”

Concept designer, Anton Schnaider, has originated a concept for the ex-smoker to help with the quitting process, cigarettetea.  The cigarette portion would contain tea and the filter would act as a floating device.  No need for a string, though there is a cigarette floating in your tea that needs to be fished out.  Never having smoked, I am not sure how this would help one quit.  Still, it is an interesting concept.

(via lifeselixirs-deactivated2011111)

Bacon compartment for emergency bacon.

catchyoureye:

http://www.spoonsisters.com/

INCREDIBLE PRODUCTS. LOVE.

craftjunkie:

Hogwarts House Cake {Recipe & How to}

Found at: http://bakingdom.com

jamilesworld:

Japanese artist Keisuke Yamada uses a toothpick to carve intricate sculptures out of bananas. He uses the shape of the banana to guide the design, creating everything from dragons to goofy people with big hair. Yamada makes each piece in about 30 minutes before the fruit starts to brown, at which point he enjoys eating his work.

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IT’S FUCKING CAKE.

notoriouscupcakes:

Space invader chocolates

Invade mah stomach.

It’s a fucking chair.

It’s a fucking chair.

obsessionist:

Nutella Ice Cream
from the Food Network site, as seen on Gingerbread Bagels

 Ingredients:

  • 2 cups whole milk
  • 1 cup heavy whipping cream
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 4 egg yolks
  • 1/4 cup sugar
  • 1/2 cup Nutella
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla extract

Directions:

  1. Combine whole milk, heavy whipping…