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Awesomely Incorrect Test Answers from Kids

“Very funny, Peter.”

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Unforgivable #1

One black man.  One story filled with nonsense.  His white friends videotaping.  In the woods.

I cried from the sheer quotability of this video when I first watched it in 2006.  If this humor ain’t your cup of tea, then you just can’t roll with me.

Neighbors being Assholes to Assholes

The Potty Putter

“HOLE IN ONE.  AND I DIDN’T JUST MEAN THE GOLF BALL.”

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azkaos:

AZ Kaos Halloween Tip #7: Use Fake Blood Creatively!

If you’re going as the undead or as the victim of a traumatic accident, fake blood is a Halloween no-brainer. But the corn syrupy fun doesn’t have to stop there, as this photo (courtesy of DJ Z-Trip) demonstrates.

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btheninger:

Clever Math Humor 

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“AMERICA, fuck yeah!”

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Get it together, English.

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optimistic-realism:

fantastic.

Sean Connery has found immortality…he’s just at age 65 for the rest of his life.

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hideandseekthis:

Timon and Pumba in real life

rampantasian:

…political humor. I like.