3 months ago
22

It is in the wee hours of the night that my standard for comedy goes down.

That explains why I’ve been laughing at this drummer guy like a maniac for the past 20 minutes. All air.

At least keep up with the video until 1:25 and 2:58 where he does what commenters call his “Unleash the Kraken” move.

3 months ago
3

Sometimes when I’m in the public restroom, I look for purses women have put on the floor. Then when it sounds like they’re mid-pee, I snatch those purses and run.

3 months ago
8

High-res photo

Dear Spammer Anon,

You raise an impressive effort to personalize my name in your message. That’s kind of attractive. It shows that you’re more than a grey face in a sea of grey faces. It makes me feel less like a pawn in your game and more like a whole person - and I like that. Good spammer anons are damn hard to find these days, and the fact that you used foreign accent marks reveals that you’re a true cultured rarity. I look forward to seeing that Valentine’s day e-card.

Love,

foxycleverpatra

P.S: lolsummer69, you never really reached me on this kind of emotional level but then again, I never told you. I guess it was both of our faults that we let it go on for so long.

3 months ago
7

“The One That Got Away” Drinking Game:

Every time Katy Perry sings, “Whoa” take a shot in your mouth. With a gun.

3 months ago
5

Awesomely Incorrect Test Answers from Kids

“Very funny, Peter.”

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3 months ago
60

Unforgivable #1

One black man. One story filled with nonsense. His white friends videotaping. In the woods.

I cried from the sheer quotability of this video when I first watched it in 2006. If this humor ain’t your cup of tea, then you just can’t roll with me.